The Gourd's Prayer

Our Pumpking, who art in His Patch, hollowed by thine head.
On Samhain come, thy will be done on Earth, as it is Halloween.
Give us this day our tasty treats, and forgive us our insincerity as we forgive those without costumes.
And lead us to the best temptations while delivering us from banality.
Your vine is the root of The Creepy and The Spooky, forever and ever.
Samhain